neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via pizza)

tyelr:

imagine how the parents of famous ppl must feel like “dam im sure glad we boned that night”

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sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

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chartini:

avenging-sherl0ck:

productofcanada:

joceln:

canada looks really broken

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u ok canada

We are slowly trying to distance ourselves from the US…piece by piece.

be free

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disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

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escapedgoat:

xxvalleygirlxx:

When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice

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When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice

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(via i-was-too-good-for-him-anyways)

eldritch-abomination:

dont fucking shame people for not reading for pleasure

some people have concentration-issues

some people have other hobbies

and some people just dont fucking like reading alright

shut the fuck up and sit down

(via theblogfromasgard)

majesty:

if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

(via ashleykathleen)

kimswoobin:

when you have to do your homework but you just

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kimswoobin:

when you have to do your homework but you just

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castieltherebel:

good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants

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castieltherebel:

good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants

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poopflow:

trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering 

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spikespiegell:

*leans against wall*

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