sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

claydols:

damn you must be itunes because you are always not responding

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

iamaproudsuperwholockian:

counting-to-one-hundred:

APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos” 

REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS” 

WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT

Are we?

yes we fucking are now shut your dirty whore mouth you lil shit

eatingpizzawbu:

what is yahoo trying to accomplish
like, congrats, you bought a site containing sexually frustrated, unstably emotional teenagers
do you want a gold star

nishlo:

face down… ass up… that’s the way I like to pick up the pencil u dropped don’t even worry about it man I got you!

dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame 


(Source: thetextpostsfromhell)

honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”


tyleroakley:

Well that worked out a lot better than I imagined. (x)