zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

(via inhalethegoodexhalethebullshit)

Timestamp: 1398295281

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

(via inhalethegoodexhalethebullshit)

(via ewwsir)

lucastakei:

eeveelutions

(via sinclaira)

Timestamp: 1398295189

lucastakei:

eeveelutions

(via sinclaira)

if-it-fits-it-ships:

benefrickcumberbatch:

soglideaway:

perksofbeingajediknight:

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? 

None

DUDE

THATS LOW

just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine

history nerds are the best.

(Source: backpainwayne, via sinclaira)

vinebox:

Just wait for it…

farewellstars:

LOOK AT THE LITTLE OCTOPUS LOOK AT HIS BULGY EYES AND THE TINY TENTACLES DON’T YOU JUST WANT TO PUT A LITTLE LEASH ON HIM AND TAKE HIM FOR A WALK IN A PUDDLE

(Source: rainbowbuttcake, via lilathebasedprincess)

Timestamp: 1398295008

farewellstars:

LOOK AT THE LITTLE OCTOPUS LOOK AT HIS BULGY EYES AND THE TINY TENTACLES DON’T YOU JUST WANT TO PUT A LITTLE LEASH ON HIM AND TAKE HIM FOR A WALK IN A PUDDLE

(Source: rainbowbuttcake, via lilathebasedprincess)

dw:

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

image

(via lilathebasedprincess)

actionables:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

How did you get out

(via pizza)

Timestamp: 1398294980

actionables:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

How did you get out

(via pizza)

ewwsir:

prettygirlelle:

Y’all are quick!

Foreal

(Source: pennylessproud)

Timestamp: 1398294962

ewwsir:

prettygirlelle:

Y’all are quick!

Foreal

(Source: pennylessproud)

ewwsir:

Everything thought

(Source: goodviiibe)

Timestamp: 1398294904

ewwsir:

Everything thought

(Source: goodviiibe)

liquorsexandtattoos:

Think about how fast he snitched tho

(Source: vinegod, via thevoicelesskid)

ashtonroyale:

A$VP ROCKY

(via thevoicelesskid)

awwww-cute:

They see me rollin’

(via thevoicelesskid)

Timestamp: 1398294827

awwww-cute:

They see me rollin’

(via thevoicelesskid)

kldzbop:

remember when katy perry wrote a song about fucking an alien

(Source: alhorford, via sinclaira)

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

(Source: 4GIFs.com, via thevoicelesskid)

Timestamp: 1398294799

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

(Source: 4GIFs.com, via thevoicelesskid)